I admit, I don’t know much about the candidates for Seminole County school board. I’ve read a few summaries in the Orlando Sentinel and I’ve received some mailings. But, as I’ve pointed out before, one thing I DO know is that I will not be voting for Becky Erwin or Paul Ackerman (whichever one is running in my district), and I strongly suggest that if you live in Seminole County, you don’t do so, either — I don’t care what party you’re with or what party they represent. The bottom line is: they apparently have hired spammers to promote their campaigns (and attack one of their opponents, Dr. Tina Calderone), and not only is that unconscionable, it guarantees that I won’t vote for them. In a low-information campaign with a lower-information electorate, that’s demonstrably NOT a good idea, Becky and Paul.
I thought my last post on this topic might have made an impact, because for a while there, the spam comments had stopped. But this weekend, evidently trying to get out that last-minute barrage of spam before tomorrow’s primary election, it started again. I’ve deleted the comments, mostly because they aren’t germane to the posts to which they were appended. But I’m happy to reproduce them here, in order to spread the word that Becky Erwin and Paul Ackerman are spammers:
Seminole County, FL – School Board Election – Orlando Sentinel reports Candidate TINA CALDERONE SAYS TAXES ARE NECESSARY. Want more taxes from a fiscally irresponsible school board? Candidates Paul Ackerman and Becky Erwin are opposed to taxes.
URGENT! Seminole County, FL – Primary Tuesday. POWERFUL school Board seats will be determined. Tired of goV / bus corruption? Use your last vestige of power – YOUR VOTE! Change the school board. VOTE PAUL ACKERMAN and BECKY ERWIN!!
Seminole Cnty, FL – School Board Election Tina Calderone (aka Dr. Evil) – a LIFELONG DEMOCRAT – becomes a Republican to run for school board. Is she turning her back on Democrats or lying to Republicans? Someone’s getting lied to. WHO?
Wow. Not only is this spam, it’s bad spam. You’ve got the ad hominem attacks (“Dr. Evil?” Seriously?!?), horrendous writing (what the hell is “goV / bus corruption?”), and a failure to cite sources for the conclusions. Pretty much the hat trick of bullshit, don’t you think?
Here’s the thing: I happen to believe that a solid tax base is necessary to support and improve our public schools (provided, of course, that the tax revenue is allocated responsibly), and I question how Erwin and Ackerman will sustain Seminole County’s public schools if they are “opposed to taxes.” (Not sure whether this means “opposed to taxes generally” or “opposed to new taxes,” but again, it’s just poorly written.) But that’s beside the point. If Erwin and Ackerman campaigned on a platform of rainbows and puppy dogs, I’d still oppose them, because they’re nothing but dirtbag spammers.
I truly hope Erwin and Ackerman see this post. Hey, if you know them, tell them to check this out! Or if you are them, I hope you’re happy that you’ve lost at least one vote — and while I know this is just a piss-ant little blog that few people read, hopefully at least this post can gain a little traction (you can bet Twitter and my thousand-plus followers will know about it), and your spambot campaigns can go down to an ignominious, well-deserved defeat.
UPDATE (9:10 am 8/24/10): Just voted for Tina Calderone and Karen Almond (and not for Erwin or Ackerman). Damn, that felt good…







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